Mail

 I sat down this morning to pay bills and get them ready for the mail. This is a job I really hate but writing checks gives me the opportunity to decide when they get paid instead of automatic withdrawals. 
 Today however I saved one envelope for last. You see I got another mailer from AARP this week. So I threw everything away except the postage paid return envelope. I took a post it note and put all the "May Cause Dizziness" stickers from old prescription bottles all over it. I then put the post it note inside ensuring that the sticky part was firmly stick to the envelope, sealed it and will drop it in the mail Monday. Another postage fee charged to the dirtbags and I will do something like this every time I get a mailer!