Some of the stuff I ordered game to the porch while I was out. The wife dutifully grabbed the boxes and brought them inside (Bless her!) as soon as they arrived. When I got home there were several boxes inside the door. After giving her a kiss she asked "What the hell is in that heavy box?".
So I told her it was some ammo! Immediate scowl ensued and conversation ended for about a half hour. All is well now.